I'm in Love With Your Dead Grandmother Presents: Noah Smalljohnson's Puzzle Game: Digital Deluxe Mega Chad Edition

Hello, I'm Noah,

I’m 29 years old, I was able to recently get a date with a girl named Michelle, she wasn’t my type but then I saw a picture of her grandmother...

AWOOGA BABY ASPARAGUS WITH THE LOOK OF A SMALL LETTUCE!!!

She truly was the one! It was love at first sight!

Sadly, I learned she has been dead for a few years… Rest in Peace beautiful angel…

In her memory I decided to make a puzzle game! I’m sure she would have loved it.

Why? Well because it’s EPIC that’s why. (Duh)

It features some awesome gameplay (The kind that you play and like get high-score and stuff) some catchy tunes that make you wanna dance, tons of game modes and even local multiplayer modes up to 4 people! Like bruh, she could have played with her whole bingo crew or something.

Speaking of bingo, it has nothing to do with my game.

But my game does have a Game Show, where you can participate and win cheat codes! Why? I honestly have no idea.

So basically yeah, this is the greatest puzzle game ever, if you don’t believe me, just look at the EPIC music video I made to promote it, in like the middle of the video you can see in-game footage.

If this footage and my music video doesn’t convince you to sell your soul to play the game, well my mom played my game and said it was pretty good, so like what do you want more?

Thank you very much for attending my seminar about how I have a puzzle game and you don’t.

Lots of kisses xoxo

-Noah Smalljohnson